January 26, 2008...11:25 am

ACTRESS NICOLE KIDMAN SET ON FIRE BY SUN WORSHIPERS

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Dozens of Yacub 13 X sun worshipers and Black Hebrew Pagans are stepping forward alleging successful spotting of celebrity actress Nicole Kidman and claiming responsibility for the skin cancer recently cut from her leg.

“Until she realized she is one of our celebrity targets, she was once very open to being around blacks,” a sun worshiper said. “When she lived in Los Angeles, members of our sect were able to successfully spot her regularly.”

It is reported that pale-faced Kidman who now says she stays out of the sun and wears tons
of sunscreen because the sun is her enemy, has significantly reduced opportunities where blacks can see her.

She says, “I wear a lot of sunscreen. I never go in the sun.

In 2006, Kidman, a so-called A-list actress, reportedly became the highest paid actress in the film industry.

She came under the attention of radical black movements like the Yacub 13 X Sun Worshipers and the New Black Hebrew Pagans due to media critics evaluating her skin type as the best in the Hollywood.

“Our decision to include her in one of our skin cancer and melanoma advertising campaigns came as the result of People Magazine’s suggesting her skin is better than Beyonce Knowles’. We interpreted that as an intolerable racial slight.”

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